Perils of White-collar Crime, Circa 2005

Martha has to keep her leg bracelet on a little longer than planned. (Yo Marth, flouting federal cops ain't a winning strategy ... I'd have thought you'd have figured that out by now.)

Kirk Shelton (former Cendant V.Chairman) was, in addition to Hard Time, given a fine that will take an estimated 100,000 years (!) to pay off ... good thing those Koreans are mastering cloning so fast.

Yup, positive reinforcement beats negative reinforcement most of the time. However, many of today's chieftains are treated like royalty, and increasingly are outta touch with the Rank & File. Stuff like the above surely should send a message, eh?