New Economy Biz Degree Programs

Did I share this with you before? (Peter?) I do believe in advanced education! Incl BizEducation! So while I'd dump the MBA, I'd add-substitute the following 6 degree programs, or some such:

MMM1 (Master of Metaphysical Management)
MMM2 (Master of Metabolic Management)
MGLF (Master of Great Leaps Forward)
MTD (Master of Talent Development)
W/Mw"GTD"w/oC (Woman/Man who "Gets Things Done" without Certificate)
DE (Doctor of Enthusiasm)